Uniform Choices Revealed For RamblinSports.com, for Week #4

The official uniform for RamblinSports personnel for week #4 has been announced.

This week, RS staff will be in a button - down short sleeve shirt, navy blue with a faint crossing white pattern vaguely reminiscent of the graph paper you might recall from Geometry class. This uniform top evokes the color scheme from years past, as it is approximately five years old. There may or may not be a smudge stain on the pattern that may or may not be the same color as the ranch dressing provided on the food line seen at some game days.

The game pants are a classic faded black, with no cuffs,as from Costco circa 2023. The complementary belt is vintage Walmart, faux leather with a hard- brushed silver buckle.

The Eyewear is also from Walmart, right there on the fishing aisle, just down the row from camping.

This week's Footwear consists of matching Black and White Hokas, from Big Peach in 2024. They are somewhat worn on the outer edges, bilaterally.

Socks are flesh- tone, and skin tight, approximately calf- high....and......wait–check that... no socks are part of this ensemble.

The headgear for today is Classic White , with mesh posterior and a reinforced black under- bill and adjustable width, via a velcro- enhanced back strap. The headgear is designed and created by Libco industries in Atlanta, Georgia.

Again this year, if the uniform headgear should be removed or become dislodged during a play, said staffer will be ineligible to cover the next play (– unless the dislodgement is deemed to be caused by opposing writers, whether proven intentional or not)

It is not definitively known whether the above- described uniform choices have been used in this particular combination prior to today, but probably they have.

Patrick Conarro

RamblinSports